Christmas?

That’s right, its almost Christmas time again but this year me and my brother are putting a twist on the traditional Christmas dinner.
We are both going to collect recipes and then choose the best and strangest recipes for Our Family Christmas Dinner (plus we arent telling them what it is at first!)
so far i have:
– Turduckin (not so different and unsual thesedays)
– lard salad
– true love roast
– KFC pie
– Cherpumple pie

please i would love some suggestions, THE WEIRDER THE BETTER!!!